As I’m tucking my four yr old in bed this was our conversation…

‘Mommy can I pick my nose?’
‘Sure but only at home. Not at school, church or in front of other people.’
‘Cause they think it is nasty?’
‘Yes, they think it’s nasty’
‘But not you?’
‘No, not me, as long as you don’t put boogers on me.’
‘The dog? ‘
‘No, not the dogs, in the garbage’
‘ No, you put them back in our noses.’

This could have been the “playing with penis” conversation except for the whole putting it in the nose part….
Ahhh the joys of parenting!!!